I've made that joke even better!

"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said,And I've decided to give your wife 775 pounds a week and the cat."

"That's very fair, your honour." the husband said, "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few quid myself!. By the way she liked our cat so she'll like your cat too. Purrfect!"

Posted By: McGonicle, May 14, 15:41:55