It would be best if we all wore suits, and the players changed into their suits and then

we lined up outside and were introduced to the players one-by-one so we could say "Well done chaps".

We could have a cup of tea with them and a woman could do a tango as entertainment.

Anyone who shouted 'Hurrah' too loudly could be murdered.

Posted By: malkybarkid, May 14, 09:50:08