So a man walks into a bar

and says to the bartender, "Where are all the smokers?"

And the bartender says, "Outside, mate."

And the man says, "Outside? What d'ya mean, outside?"

And the bartender says, "Outside. Britiash law, as of July 1, 2007, no longer permits smoking inside bars. So if you want a smoke, you need to go outside. Secondhand smoke is a real killer ya know."

The man didn't know, but he walks outside with his fags anyway and has a smoke. He flicks his the butt into the road but it's still smoldering, so he walks to the gutter to stamp it out. Just then, a drunk driver swerves and hits the man.

The driver had been drinking at that same bar earlier and was coming back to get his wallet which he thought he had left at the bar.

He hadn't. His wallet was still in his pocket.

Life's a f**ker tint it?

Posted By: harry boulders, May 1, 12:00:14