Andy Hughes walks into a bar and says and says to the barman ...

"Hey, I'd like a gin.....................................................

............................................................ ..and tonic"

The barman says "Why the big pause?"

Andy Hughes says "I just order drinks the way I play football, committed but lacking in any form of coherance, thought or organisation

So the barman pours his drink and the Andy enjoys a refreshing beverage.

Posted By: pants, May 1, 11:25:59