WARNING: topical, but sick jokes follow.........

1 - Austrian women are like fine wines, they need years in a cellar to mature!

2 - In Austria, Mr Fritzell's neighbour when asked about Fritzell's daughter Alice, remarked "Alice?, Alice?, Who the f**k is Alice? For 24 years I've been living next door to Alice?!"

Posted By: Cheltenham_Canary, May 1, 08:01:26