Heres one.........

A bloke catches a woman giving him the eye in the Supermarket. "Do I know you?" he says. She asks him "Aren't you the father of one of my children ?"
He quickly thinks back to the only time he was ever unfaithful and adds "Were you the hooker I had over the pool table while your mate spanked me with a wet piece of Celery while shoving a cucumber up my arse?"
"No" she replied "I'm your daughters teacher."

Posted By: jafski, Apr 30, 15:02:02