A blonde hairdresser phones the police

to report a suspect device in her salon.

"What does it look like"? asks the police officer

"Like a sandwich with 2 wires sticking out of it" she replies

"Is it tickin"? asks the policeman

"No...I think it may be beef" she replies

THIS STORY IS TRUE

Posted By: Buckscanary, Apr 29, 09:59:57

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