to report a suspect device in her salon.
"What does it look like"? asks the police officer
"Like a sandwich with 2 wires sticking out of it" she replies
"Is it tickin"? asks the policeman
"No...I think it may be beef" she replies
THIS STORY IS TRUE
Posted By: Buckscanary, Apr 29, 09:59:57
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