My answerphone message

Currently:

Hi, this is Partial Angler, I can't take your call but if you leave me a message I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Clearly this is far too staid and middle aged. I've drafted a replacement. How could I improve it?

Yo nigga. W'appen? Respeck for bellin' me up 'nall, holler at me voicemail and I'll be tryna bell you up back b***h fo'shizzle. Word. Keep it dense.

Posted By: Partial Angler, Apr 25, 17:44:13