Me.

Been out and had two pints.
Stopped at the Chinese to pick up a take away in town and drove away without my lights on.

"Do you know why we've stopped you sir?"

"Probably because it's 11 o clock and I'm driving away from town"

"No. You haven't got any lights on"

"Doh!"

Posted By: snowman, Apr 25, 14:36:50