I know what f**king bufallo wings are, fule!

I had buffalo wings in Chiquito's (yeah, I know, but any port in a storm) a few weeks ago, and I asked the waitress "How spicy does the chef make them?" "Fairly spicy" she tells me. "Hmm," says I, "Can you ask the chef to turn the spiciness up a little bit, please?"

Cunt took me at my word, didn't he? I'm fairly good with spicy food, but my word, these were a challenge. "How were the wings?" the waitress asked, grinning at my obvious discomfort. "Beautiful, thank the chef for me", I managed to get out, my face red and eyes streaming. "Can you fetch me another Corona, please? Don't worry about the lime."

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Apr 25, 12:22:23