Well, when we was on honeymoon in the Dominican Republic (ooooh, get her)

There were coconut palms all round the pool, and one day one of them did a drop of a coconut, and f**k me if that didn't half make a bang.

Good job they have the coconut palms well away from where people go.

I didn't see any firemen though, to make useful comparison. I did see photographers who brought round iguanas and macaws to take pictures with, and f**king scuba people who asked every single time they saw us if we wanted a go on their scuba thing in the pool. Apparently they don't understand "No thanks, the very idea brings me out in a cold sweat, it's just not natural is it?"

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Apr 24, 09:25:52