Chop down Thetford Forest...

the resulting wood should be enough once pulped into paper to print the entire t'interweb.

Beware though, that once you've printed the entire web, you may find many pages redundent or out of date, and you will need to embark on a complete re-print.

Best wishes and good luck

JN x

Posted By: Jim Nasium, Apr 20, 14:30:15