It's the logical culmination of all the other dreadful ideas

Ear-splitting pre-match music (achieving the exact opposite of its intended goal of pumping up the crowd).
Half-time "entertainment".
Special issue rip-off shirts commemorating season ticket sales.
Moronic DJ announcements of all kinds (especially the embarrassing "aren't we great" announcements of the attendance during the second half).

Posted By: yarmyyarmy, Apr 20, 12:38:17