Physics is hard but jolly worth it.

As every Tom Dick & Harry knows, M-brane theory purports that time has 2 dimensions. But this assumes that the time-space is a member of the Yoneda-5 category of non-commutative quantum co-functionals.

Surprisingly the co-dual of the co-functionals kernel exhibits the right properties to support the cohomology of Lie spaces for the super-symmetrical force (assuming the existence of the Higgs boson of course).

We find that infinite denormalisation self-cancels if the number of time dimensions is a prime number and is two more than the number of spatial dimensions, which is strongly suggested (by "traditional" string theory), to be eleven dimensions.

This implies that time must have thirteen dimensions. Whether all of these dimensions would have to be causal in the thermodynamic sense is not yet known, but a recent result of Hawking and Penrose suggests that at least three dimensions would have to be. This would explain why my missus is always late then.

Posted By: Tomblander, Apr 18, 12:13:45