Crying beans in a slack sauce nestling on a turgid meringue mountain, idiotic pips,

cracklinghair, small potatoes and a seeping clatter. Served with a side dish of Bulgarian slats, crump and nonnies.

Accompanied by Ravi Prasad doing 'Indian Gypsy' while Kate Humble gyrates stupidly.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Apr 17, 12:55:56