NFF - Bury St Edmunds Branch

THE **** have admitted defeat in their battle hold on to territories in Northern Suffolk.

After coming under mounting attack from Norwich Freedom Fighters (NFF), the **** have been forced to surrender their foothold in Bury St Edmunds.

Andrew Goulborn, the ****'s sales and marketing director, said this week they would be shutting down their club shop in the town.

He said: "It is a decision that we have taken reluctantly, but is the result of a thorough review of our whole retail operation.

"Increasingly we have found that our presence in Bury is not economically viable with customer numbers down and operating costs increasing year on year.”

The Man passes on his heart felt congratulations to the Yellow Resistance for continuing to force the enemy into an embarrassing retreat.

Military sources suggest the NFF could liberate Stowmarket as early as July.

Posted By: BSE Canary, Apr 10, 08:41:05