Mine

1. Why are German military uniforms worn?

Because they are over 60 years old.

2. Why does he issue orders and threats in German to women who cannot speak German?

Because he always picks on mutes

3. Why does he deliver and count out beatings in German to women who cannot understand German?

Because he likes counting to Nine & the woman only understand Bristolonian.

4. Why does he put on a German accent when speaking English?

Because his Polish accent no longer fits him.

5. Why are the victims of these beatings in German made to put on sinister striped uniforms?

Because they are waspish after a beating.

6. Why the head lice inspections, the forced shaving of body hair and the sinister references to inmates being housed in "facilities"?

Not sure is it Claire Balding you are talking about?

Posted By: lovely old job, Apr 9, 13:59:01