Danny Kelly and Princess Di, Sol Campbell pulling, Binns calling a kid a c**t - it's a great book in three pages.
Hard to top this bit though:
"'She was a great laugh and a very good broadcaster,' Kelly asserts. 'I also remember the letter of application from Lisa and in it she said, 'I can do everything currently done by Jonathan [the incumbent handler of faxes and emails] and in addition I have got magnificent tits.' Within hours she had replaced Jonathan."
Posted By: The Judge, Apr 7, 21:37:17
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