Along the same lines

If I had lost my England place to David Beckham for that last international friendly on the strength of a pre-season MLS kick-about I, too, would be wondering what I had to do to get into the national side.

The answer is obviously to marry a borderline-anoxeric self-obsessed pop starlet who can't sing a note but has a massive PR backing. Is Amy Winehouse available again?

Hello from Firefox 3, BTW

Posted By: Iwan Husarmi, Apr 2, 18:58:09