Baker Street Tube Station: a complaint

Dear (c**t in charge of the Tube, I'll Google his name)

I wish to complain about Baker Street Tube Station.

In particular, the juxtaposition of large posters advertising films involving Jessica Alba, Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johanssen.

Each featuring pictures of said actresses.

This renders it entirely impossible for a heterosexual man to walk the length of the platform without undergoing tentage, causing great distress to parents and other innocent bystanders.

Please can you arrange for these posters to be shown more discreetly, or alternatively arrange for somewhere I can quietly knock one out while awaiting my train.

Sincerely yours,

Angler (Partial)

Posted By: Partial Angler, Apr 1, 14:55:12