Well, his inebriated mates anyway.
I seem to have stumbled upon the unfortunate event of arriving at the ground at the same time as the selwyn posse.
To be fair they made it through the turnstiles with minimum swaying and belching this time around, and I thought the witty ditty being belted out, "Essex Boys, w**k w**k w**k, Essex Girls, suck my dick" was particularly inspired.
Even more inspired when one of them, all alone, got his words mixed up and sang heartily, "Essex boys, suck my dick." Silence reigned.
Fuck oi larfed.
Posted By: Yellalee, Mar 22, 22:01:02
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