I had lorn sausage in Scottishland once.

That's not the same as a lawn sausage which is a SHITARSE'S SHIT!

By the way I forgot to tell you all that next door's s**tarse died a couple of weeks ago - my lawn will be pristine this summer - like a soft, green carpet.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Mar 19, 15:17:48

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