Overheard near Reggies Tea stall last week

"Is that fukkern Deborah Harry on the raydyer?"
"That is, how old do yew rekkern she is then?"
"Dunno, Fifty?"
"And the fukkern rest, she's sixty three"
"Really?!!"
"Yup, an she int no taller than that there roll of bubble wrap"

Quite how Ms Harry would take to being compared to a roll of bubble wrap made my brain do a loop the loop.

Posted By: Tomblander, Mar 18, 20:40:07