Plaster cast will be reapplied...

in N&N A&E 7.27pm on Sunday after an unfortunate accident celebrating City's survival involving several empty bottles of Stella, an inflatable sheep, an ironing board, a can of WD40, 3 sticks of celery, Johnson & Johnson cotton buds, tube of U-hu x 1, Des O'Connor's Greatest Hits CD, a space hopper, pair of bathroom scales, bicycle pump and inner tube, swing-ball bat x 1 and your lucky red y-fronts.

You heard it here first.

Posted By: Jim Nasium, May 10, 17:13:05