Reminds me of an old joke

Nigel Worthington walks into his office one morning to find a large turd in the smack in the middle of his favourite persian rug. Furious, he grills the office staff, who haven't seen a thing.

Finally, seething, he calls all the players in (Yes big office!), and says "All right lads, I'm only going to ask this once and I'd better get an answer......WHO'S SHIT ON THE CARPET!"

Doherty pipes up "Me, boss, but I'm OK in the air...."

Posted By: Iwan Husarmi, Jul 29, 23:15:07