I couldn't tell you. The sum total of my horse racing knowledge comes from

the odd preview they do on the Five Live breakfast show each morning. THe chap is called Luke suffen. Luke Harvey?

I believe that the Cheltenham event is something called a "National Hunt", but I couldn't tell you if that means jumping over stuff or not. Now the Grand National, that's jumping over stuff, that much I do know.

I would have to think long and hard to come up with something that I have less interest in than horse racing. So long and hard, in fact, that there's no way I intenbd starting now, not when there's stuff to do.

But the names of the horses often stick in my mind, mainly becuase they're f**king nuts: Monkerhostin, Beef or Salmon, that sort of thing.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 10:31:42