More Ferguson Outrage

Sir Alex Ferguson has lashed the sun for not rising until 7:33am this morning.
"When I looked at my watch at 7:35am, it had already been in the sky for two minutes" he blasted, adding that, according to his calculations, sunrise should have been at least 7:41am.
"As usual, the sun has it in for Manchester United" he continued, going on to say "...when is Cristiano Ronaldo going to get some protection from the sun, for 90 minutes, right through the game, it shines on him, its relentless, his skin is very fair and it burns easily, its ridiculous..."
"Yesterday was just as bad. Everyone could see that it should have set in the north, but no, it set in the west. You wonder who makes these decisions"

Posted By: Martin Peters, Mar 8, 20:32:18