50 ways to leave your lover

Four dwarfs per.

Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:06

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Nick her in the middle of shearing
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:58:41
let the air out
Posted By: blindasabat, Mar 4, 14:58:06
Give mckenzies mrs a hand with bashing the car in
Posted By: pants, Mar 4, 14:55:35
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Get caught Snudgeing her Sisters Bicycle seat
Posted By: Small, Mar 4, 14:52:44
I hope someone points IED beak at this thread.
Posted By: sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:52:33
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This would without doubt work.....................
Posted By: Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:50:25
Inform her carer
Posted By: Hertz van Rental, Mar 4, 14:47:55
stick your thumb in her peach
Posted By: blindasabat, Mar 4, 14:46:51
in the fridge
Posted By: malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:46:25
Introduce her as "my current girlfriend"
Posted By: Old Git, Mar 4, 14:45:49
in a tea chest out of a tea chest bass from a skiffle band
Posted By: malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:44:55
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Give her a single heely specially adapted to be strapped to her minge
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:44:18
quickly darting into a shopfront in chaplefield and hyperspacing into M&S
Posted By: Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:44:03
hoverboard handstand.
Posted By: Dog, Mar 4, 14:43:58
don't stop monking
Posted By: Small, Mar 4, 14:43:37
on a spacehopper with a naked primordial dwarf in your rucksack
Posted By: Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:42:50
Quick pump then say 'Thank you for taking the time to participate in this survey. '
Posted By: Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:42:22
Heelys, but just on one foot.
Posted By: malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:42:17
Safe and out of sight, or with a neighbour
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:41:35
at home to "do a rost" while you go to work.
Posted By: Dog, Mar 4, 14:41:24
unicycle
Posted By: Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:41:19
moped
Posted By: malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:40:35
unplug her life support machine
Posted By: Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:40:22
The ' I really fancy you when I'm pissed line ' works.
Posted By: Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:40:06
behind a rock.
Posted By: Dog, Mar 4, 14:39:11
Painted tartan
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:38:48
Say "we should communicate more when we're having sex. Here's a mobile so I can call you"
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:38:32
Osmosis
Posted By: malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:38:04
Tell her you only married her for "shits and giggles".
Posted By: Dog, Mar 4, 14:37:49
Or say 'I really like you. . . So does my wife.'
Posted By: Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:37:09
1
"You know what love? your mother gives better head than you"
Posted By: Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:36:32
1
Say :' It's not you...it's me...well ok..it is you'.
Posted By: Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:35:38
tell her that your mother is stopping over for christmas and new year
Posted By: Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:35:02
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Dry anal after slipping her some rohypnol, the posting the footage on youporn
Posted By: Old Git, Mar 4, 14:34:30
during that anniversary dinner, slip her a business card from the clap clinic
Posted By: Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:32:43
Do an ostentatious yawn whenever she says she wants to talk about her feelings
Posted By: Old Git, Mar 4, 14:32:32
2
Tell them you're taking the kids to see your mums for the weekend...and book single trips.
Posted By: Arganth, Mar 4, 14:31:54
2
crying with her teeth rammed down her throat
Posted By: Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:31:43
Say "Yes. It does look big in that."
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:31:17
carry on spraying Lynx, she'll soon get sick of millions of women running towards you
Posted By: pants, Mar 4, 14:30:29
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set fire to her rat
Posted By: Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:29:39
do her hard from behind, then wipe your knob on the curtains and walk out.
Posted By: Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 14:29:18
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in Morrisons
Posted By: shoddy, Mar 4, 14:28:44
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Screaming Jimmy Saville's name out in the middle of sex
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:56
Become a monk.
Posted By: Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:27:44
Chucking her puppy over a cliff
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:39
Shagging her sister
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:28
By walking out of the door
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:19
Pregnant
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:10

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