No - that's an MI6 decoy

They monitor your BRAIN WAVES to make sure you don't SEE THROUGH THE LIES and realise that ROBERT CHASE KILLED PRINCESS DIANA and that DODI WAS POISED TO TAKE OVER NORWICH CITY and that was the real reason the CIA wanted him stopped because otherwise the way wouldn't have been clear for GARY MEGSON'S SECRETLY PLANNED RETURN IN 2010.

Of course, most people now know this, so they put decoys with silly flashing lights down peoples' sofas so that they THINK they've found the top secret mind reading device which was designed by freemasons and iluminati when REALLY IT'S UP YOUR CAT'S ARSE and if you don't have a cat THEY ANAESTHATISE YOU AND STICK IT IN YOUR OWN ARSE so if you feel sore even though you haven't had a curry IT'S THE EX-STASI THOUGHT POLICE ALL ALONG.

Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist, Mar 4, 10:50:26