PRINCE HARRY UNDERTOOK SECRET MADDY MISSION

The Daily Suckthequeensarse has learned that Prince Harry may have been part of an SAS mission to free little Maddy. Intelligence sources report that our Maddy is being kept as a sex slave by an international ring of paedophiles, asylum seekers and drug-dealer based in Afghanistan. The SAS has been sent on a covert mission to kill them all and bring Little Maddy back home. Prince Harry, War Hero Extraordinaire, is rumoured to have been selected for the team undertaking this incredibly dangerous task after impressing senior command staff by the way he kept a cool head under intense press scrutiny and evaded being caught shagging stray blondes. Had it not been for that vile American journalist blowing his cover, the Warrior Prince would by now have freed little Maddy, blown away the bad guys, and returned safely. It is thought that he may be awarded the George Cross for nearly having accomplished this mission, if he had been sent on it.

Posted By: Old Git, Mar 3, 11:59:27