Toss off some pancetta

Drizzle in seventeen lugs of your fifth best mildly slutty olive oil, use a teat pipette to add a single drop of f**king Thai Fish Sauce, throw in three heads of f**king garlic, two f**king snails, f**king 126.46ml foamed pustule extract and some f**king tea. Then boil for five f**king hours until it's reduced to a kind of f**king slime, like f**king old woman's c**t batter you little prick.

Coat your toe in this and get chomping.

You little tiger!

Posted By: Jamie Oliver, Feb 29, 13:18:33