I knew a bloke who had a theory about fart smells and pulling women.

He figured, after watching a documentary about chimps, that as us humans are apes as well we could learn something from their behaviour sexwise.

He noticed that they seemed to smell each others bottoms quite a lot and assumed that they must find the smell of poo attractive on some basic level.

This led to him deciding that when in the company of women he would 'drop his hat forwards' as often as possible believing that it would make him irresistibly attractive to the opposite sex. Not major, obvious guffs, just little SBD's.

Interestingly, I never saw him pull once.

Also he was known as "Stinky Connor" by all the ladies.

Posted By: jafski, Feb 27, 15:35:24