HEATHENS! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE LORD

I mean how did Jeebus do that? Searing his impression into the Turin Shroud makes sense as it was his burial shroud; but wangling his way into the INSIDE OF A TREE is incredible. And then - the FINAL PROOF - a religious fruitcake chops it down. If it had been an atheist, it could have been lost forever! You can't tell me that's all just coincidence. God surely moves in mysterious ways.

Posted By: BerlinCanary, Feb 27, 10:02:26