Earthquakeballs

"Ian Lashford of Manchester described how the "building shook dramatically" and "books fell off the bookcase" in his fourth-floor flat, to the consternation of his cats". Books? In Manchester? And a bloke with more than one cat? Obviously gay.

"Tom Elliot of Manchester Metropolitan University said that the quake made the buildings feel like "papier maché"." No Tom, that's because at Manchester Poly (sorry, Metropolitan University) the buildings ARE made of papier maché.

Posted By: Old Git, Feb 27, 09:35:10