...is f**king weird (or at least I think so).
I created an account on there under "Partial Angler" and put a picture of a tiger in my profile.
I now have at least five women hitting on me (I am not making this up). Despite the fact that I state quite clearly that I am married. One just asked me to meet her (of course I'm not going to - adultery's fun to think about, especially when it's with Natalie Imbruglia or Jessica Alba or possibly both, but I've got kids so would never actually go there) on the basis of a very silly innuendo-laden sub-Carry On exchange of privates (fnarr).
I'm not sure whether to be bemused by what the world has become - I'm about mid-life crisis age, so that would be entirely appropriate - or upset that my "real" facebook persona has attracted precisely f**k all interest from anyone. I must be one ugly motherf**ker...
Posted By: Partial Angler, Feb 24, 19:17:56
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