Jacques Wooden Garden Croquet Set, with hardwood mallets, in a pinewood box, worth £299.

I bought one of them last summer and i can report that it f**king definitely is not worth 2.99 let alone 299 quid. If Jaques ever pops round my house he'll be getting La f**king bon malleting.

Posted By: Tomblander, Feb 20, 16:44:31