Mercedes

Was in Dubrovnik last year which was refreshingly bereft of chavs but was in the old town when a family walked past - Dad about 45 with open shirt, massive chest hair, seriously chunky gold chain around neck, bottled tan and aviator sunglasses on head, Mum similar age, similar tan and bling, staggering on high heels and juggling fag and handbag. Mum turns around and screams at their two daughters: "Mercedes! Porsche ! Fuckin 'urry up will ya ?"

Steve

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 11:33:49