I love this bit:

"Instead he merely shrugs with exasperation: his arms are outstretched, palms up, and he stares down the lens, bemused, as though saying, "Cuh! Speed cameras, eh? It's basic concern for human safety gone mad! Recycling bins? Typical! And if that bloody ferris wheel doesn't sum up Blair's Britain, I don't know what does. You couldn't make it up!""

On a similar tack:

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Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 19, 10:01:31