Or

You don't want to go out a Plain Jane, do you?
How about you ...
- OD on pills in full Joker costume.
- Jump in the lion pit covered in barbeque sauce.
- Suicide bomb Paris Hilton; make it count for the rest of us.
- Put out a craigslist personal saying you want a date with Patrick Bateman, and see who writes back.
- Put up another that asks if anyone wants to play Black Dahlia with you.
- Tongue kisses an electric socket with a 100W floodlight stuck in your ass.
- You’re in LA? Go to Compton wearing a placard like Bruce Willis in Die Hard 3.
- Try eating Fugu at low-quality fish shops.
- Jump in a volcano.
- Dress up like a witch, take a gasoline shower, and have that last smoke.
- Just do it already.

All the best, and remember to donate your organs.

Posted By: Old Git, Feb 12, 15:36:10