I am fed up with hearing foxes shagging in my back garden

They are SO NOISY

"Copulation is loud and short, usually lasting no more than 20 seconds.", says Wiki (bit like being 16 again)

I saw some docu once which said that foxes have spikes on their penises which come out after they ejaculate, and that the female foxe has a vaginal spasm, with the combined result that they are locked together for 20 minutes after sex, facing opposite ways and pulling like crazy. The idea is that it gives the sperm more chance to fertilise, but it seems tough to me

Posted By: Old Git, Feb 11, 17:16:29