Damien Francis signs new contract...

to model for prestigious new magazine Primma Donna. Agent Tony Finnegan was quoted as saying.. "its a fantastic opportunity for Damien. Primma Donna want to make him the centrepiece of the whole magazine. He is by far and away their biggest ever signing"

The photo shoot is said to centre on Damien standing in the middle of the pitch posing and looking statueque as other mere mortals, described for the purposes of the article as'professional footballers' attempt to play a game whilst marvelling in awe at his presence on the pitch.

Primma Donna is said to be particlualry popular on the South Coast.

Posted By: aunt erica, Jul 28, 15:25:14