Anyone see the picture on the back of The Independent today?

Illustrating a story about the EPL's plans to expand its franchise and maximise the global market for the English soccer brand, there's a picture of Cristiano Ronaldo - arguably the world's greatest player right now - leading the Manchester United team out in Guangzhuo, China.

Amidst all the people clamouring for his autograph, or to take a picture, there's one shaven-headed bloke holding up a big placard that says:

"DARREN - Captin of Scotland - COME ON!"

He's also written 'LUV U' with a little red heart in the top right-hand corner.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 8, 12:22:55