Well, I'll take your word for it. In that case he must be signed. Pronto.

My theory is like this: all successful teams need at least one ginger. Look at liverpool - John Arne Riise - Ginger - Champions league winners
Manc Utd: Paul Scholes - ginger - premiership winners 7(?) times, fa cup a few times and a champions league win (I know Scholes didn't play on That Magical Night In Barcelona, but I don't think that serves as a detractor to the theory.
Chelsea: now, I don't think they have an out-of-the-closet ginger, but I'd be surprised if one of their blondes didn't suffer with collar/cuff disparity.

So with Holt gone, and no other obvious 'rangas in the side, we need a ginger if we're to be at all serious about mounting a challenge on the trophy this season.

Worthington: sign a ginger.

Posted By: roywallerslovechild, Jul 28, 10:38:14