Oldie but a goodie...

The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Pinnochio
Libero
Vimto
Memento
Borneo
Tango
Cheerio
Subbuteo
Scenario
Fellatio
Portfolio

SUBS:
Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Itch
Annoyingitch
Hardtoreachitch
Scratchanitch
Hic
Sic
Spic
Pric
Digaditch
Fallinaditch
Horseraditch

SUBS:
Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagab***h

RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Whodyanicabolicov

Ticlycov
Chesticov
Nasticov
Slalomsky
Downhillsky
Risky
Swedishshev
Mastershev
Fuckov
Taykitov

SUBS:
Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov

DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Toomanigoalssen

Tryandstopussen
Crapdefenssen
Haveagossen
Firstsson
Seccondsson
Thirdsson
Legshurtssen
Notroubleseeingussen
Wherestheballssen
Getthebeerssen

SUBS:
Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Baloni
Potbelli
Beerbelli
Giveitsumwelli
Wotsontelli
Yrarseissmelli
Onetoomani
Legslikejelli
Havabenni
Wobblijelli
Spendapenni

SUBS:
Cantthinkofani!!!
Buggermi

MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

San Francisco

Costa Brava
Hopelez
Juan
Andonly
Manuel
Gearbox
Don Criformi-Argentina
Skrewdigalz Luis
Canon Sombrero
Chihuahua Jose

SUBS:
Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba

DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Kenning van Hire

Van Diemansland
Van der Valk
Van Gard Van
Erealdizeez
Ad van Tagus
Hertz van Rental
Transit van Dors

Van Coova
Van Sprokendown
Aye van Hoe
SUBS:
Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison

Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the
hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor. Also a further Russian player has been suspended after being arrested by the police as he was found with two Russian prostitutes. Getonyourbackub***h said that he often visits the two ladies; Getemov and Nickersonanov.

Posted By: Half Pint, Jan 31, 16:54:53