Scretted frot on a bed of softboiled clover, small flaps fried in ghee with no mess,

served with frightened worm, snatched foxgloves and a light, glutinous spume. Side dish of flatulent pears, chicken ding and a posed hake.

Accompanied by The Dixie Chicks doing a cover of "Over and Over" with Seasick Steve on blues harp whilst Theresa May does a crab.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Jan 29, 12:20:47