kill yourself and get reincarnated as an Alaskan brown bear

Then hibernate for the winter, wake up, gorge yourself on fresh salmon, hump yourself stupid with numerous lady bears and then log onto livescore.com to see us winning the last game of the 2008-2009 season to send us top of the league with a brazillion points.

Posted By: Tomblander, Jan 21, 17:24:32

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