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Tue Jan 29 Southampton (7.45pm) A LOSE 5-0!!!
Sat Feb 2 Preston North End H LOSE 5-0!!!
Sat Feb 9 Cardiff City (12pm) A LOSE 5-0!!!
Tue Feb 12 City Hall (6.30pm) FIRST PROTEST HEADED UP BY OUR GLORIOUS LEADER SMUDGER. THIRTY THOUSAND ATTEND. SING "SACK THE BOARD" AND "ALL HAIL THE SMUDGE"
Tue Feb 12 Hull City (7.45pm) H LOSE 5-0!!!
Sat Feb 16 Leicester City A LOSE 5-0!!!
Sun Feb 17 CITY FANS FINALLY START TO REALISE THEY HAVE BEEN DUPED BY THIS BOARD AND ALLOWED THEMSELVES TO BE LED LIKE SHEEP
Tue Feb 19 LETTER PUBLISHED IN EDP: SMUDGER WAS RIGHT, WE DESERVE OUR PAIN, WE ALLOWED IT TO HAPPEN
Sat Feb 23 Barnsley H LOSE 5-0!!!
Sat Mar 1 (1.00pm) CROWD OF SEVENTY THOUSAND RAISE SMUDGER ON THEIR SHOULDERS AND CARRY HIM ALOFT. DELIA, WYNN JONES AND THE TURNERS FORCED TO FLEE, ABANDONING THEIR SHARES. DONCASTER PUBLICALLY CRUCIFIED. SMUDGER INSTALLED AS CHAIRMAN AND CEO.
Sat Mar 1 Blackpool H WIN 7-0!!!
Tue Mar 4 Watford (7.45pm) A WIN 7-0!!!
Sat Mar 8 Coventry City A WIN 7-0!!!
Tue Mar 11 Stoke City (7.45pm) H WIN 7-0!!!
Sat Mar 15 Sheffield United A WIN 7-0!!!
Mon Mar 17 SMUDGER RELEASES BOOK "HOW TO DO EVERYTHING RIGHT, I.E. MY WAY". RUMOURS THAT DICK MENACE GHOSTWROTE IT QUASHED BY PARAMILITARY ACTION.
Sat Mar 22 Colchester United H WIN 7-0!!!
Sat Mar 29 Bristol City A WIN 7-0!!!
Sat Apr 5 Burnley H WIN 7-0!!!
Sun Apr 6 POPE MAKES SMUDGER FIRST EVER PERSON TO ACHIEVE SAINTHOOD WHILE STILL ALIVE.
Sun Apr 13 Ipswich Town (12pm) A WIN 7-0!!!
Sat Apr 19 West Bromwich Albion H WIN 7-0!!!
Mon Apr 21 SMUDGER RELEASES NEW ALBUM WHICH SHOOTS TO NUMBER ONE AND STAYS THERE FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR. HE PLAYS ALL THE INSTRUMENTS AND SINGS.
Sat Apr 26 Queens Park Rangers H WIN 7-0!!!
Sun May 4 Sheffield Wednesday A WIN 7-0!!!

33 points plus our existing 32 makes 65 in total, good enough for a scraped top eight finish BUT AFTER EXTENSIVE LOBBYING FROM SMUDGER CITY ARE PROMOTED ANYWAY ON THE GROUNDS THAT AT LAST THEY'VE FOLLOWED BASIC COMMON SENSE I.E. SMUDGER.

Posted By: Partial Angler, Jan 21, 16:49:16