Post this message on all the message boards and to all the emails you can find

If it comes back to you then it means you are a friend.

If you get more than three back it means you are a true friend.

If you get more than seven back it means EVERYONE loves you.

Even that smelly old c**t who hangs round the back of Jarrolds stinking of piss.

If you get nine back it means you mostly know social inadequates who want to take you up the Council.

If you get seventy-three back it means that you have an internet stalker.

If you don't forward it at all then YOU WILL DEFINITELY DIE WITHIN THE NEXT TWELVE decades or so.

Posted By: Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Jan 20, 14:08:29