Carlsberg misogyny. World War 1. I didn't snigger. At all. Honest.

8 things girls should say to guys

1) I'm bored lets shave my pussy
2)Are you sure you've had enough to drink
3)The fart was great, do another
4)Of course I swallow, I love it
5)No that's okay. You drink beer & watch porn. I'll do the washing up
6) Just for a change, put it in my arse
7)How about you get that girl from work to join us
8) Marriage? No way

Sadly, carlsberg dont do girlfriends

Posted By: Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Jan 20, 14:03:57

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