Or tell her to sit down on the sofa because there's something serious you need to say

Pour her a drink. Look really nervous. Start to say something but dry up. Finally say "Look, I'm so sorry ... but I haven't mended that door"

When she says "Is that all?" you say "Good, I'm glad you agree it wasn't that important, I'm off the pub now"

Posted By: Old Git, Jan 17, 17:52:10